Black Ops 2 Bus Driver Kicks You Off
T.E.D.D. is the automated driver. It is obvious he has substained catastrophic damage due to quotes and his appearance.
Contents
- 1 Entrance
- 2 Attacking
- 3 Randomly
- 4 Errors
- 5 Arriving
- 5.1 The Bridge
- 5.2 Diner
- 5.3 Power Station
- 5.4 Bus Depot
- 5.5 Forest
- 5.6 Farm
Entrance [ ]
- "Welcome aboard, please secure all personal belongings and take your seat. Now departing for the H.A.A.R.P. research station."
- — When entering the bus.
- "Welcome aboard Speedway Bus Lines!"
- — When entering the Bus..
- "Welcome aboard! Please have a seat. Thank you for choosing Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus Lines. We know it is a big decision who you ride with, and we are privileged to have been chosen."
- — While getting on the bus.
Attacking [ ]
- "It is unsafe to distract the driver while the bus is operational."
- — Attacking the Bus Driver
- "Authorities have been alerted to your destructive action."
- — Attacking the Bus Driver.
- "Please display courtesy to the automatic driver."
- — Attacking the Bus Driver
- "Vandals will be ejected without a refund."
- — Attacking the Bus Driver
- "Stay behind the yellow lines at all times or you'll be sorry, asshole!"
- — Attacking the Bus Driver
- "Door privileges have been fucking revoked!"
- — After the Bus Driver locks the doors due to attacks.
- "Warning, warning. Software failure imminent."
- — Attacking the Bus Driver 69 times
- "Keep fucking with me. See if I don't crash this bus and kill you all."
- — Attacking the Bus Driver
- "Stay behind the yellow lines or face termination!"
- — Attacking the Bus Driver
- "Hey asshole, I'm telling you to stop or I'm driving you off a cliff!"
- — Attacking the Bus Driver
- "Fuck you, get your ass off my bus!"
- — Attacking the Bus Driver
- "Fuck you, now I am not stopping!"
- — After the Bus Driver skips a stop due to attacks.
- "This bus is out of order. A replacement driver has been notified and will be here in exactly one-hundred twenty-three years... We're all fucked."
- — When disabled by a EMP.
- "This is the end of the road"
- -- When disabled by an EMP
Randomly [ ]
- "Please remember to pay in exact change"
- — Said randomly.
"Please fuck off you wank"
— Said randomly.
- "'Now crossing the Grand Canyon"
- — Said randomly.
- "Please remove all baggage from the seat next to you, to make room for new passengers!"
- — Said randomly.
- "All passengers who engage in violence will be forcefully ejected!"
- — Said randomly.
- "Passengers must restrain small children when the bus is in motion."
- — Said randomly.
- "Pismo beach. there's nowhere quite like Pismo beach."
- — Said randomly.
- "Now arriving at Groom Lake. Last call for Groom lake."
- — Said randomly (possible reference to the zombies map Moon).
- "Bohemian Grove. Put on your hoods and disembark at Bohemian Grove."
- — Said randomly.
- "Yellow Stone Park. Step off the bus to see beautiful Yellow Stone Park."
- — Said randomly.
- "Attention passengers, the next stop is the island of Hawaii. You're all going to drown!"
- — Said randomly.
- "If you look out the windows on your right, you will see the beautiful Great Slate Lake, The greatest freshwater lake in the region."
- — Said randomly.
- "Attention passengers, please activate clean-suits and disembark for Mount Weather."
- — Said randomly.
- "Harvard Yard. Everyone off for Harvard Yard."
- — Said randomly.
- "Ladies and gentleman, we are now arriving at the Fast Flux Test Facility."
- — Said randomly.
- "Please gather all Top Secret files, and disembark for Deep Springs Gravitational Anomaly."
- — Said randomly.
- "Now approaching tunnel entrance for Dulce Base."
- — Said randomly.
- "Grand Central Station. End of the line, Grand Central Station."
- — Said randomly.
- "Greenbrier Resort. Every one off for Greenbrier Resort."
- — Said randomly.
- "Darkened Hole in a Cliff just ahead."
- — Said randomly.
- "Santa Monica Promenade. Ride the Ferris wheel, surf the pier."
- — Said randomly.
- "Tehachapi Ranch, just ahead. Please gather your biohazard suits if Tehachapi Ranch is your stop."
- — Said randomly.
Errors [ ]
- "Error Error - Global Positioning System Navigation error. Maintain current course. Implementing automatic course upgrade protocol."
- — Said when arriving at Diner
- "Error Error - False transponder non-operational. Defaulting to programmed route cycle. Now arriving Savannah River Tritium K reactor."
- — Said when reaching the bridge.
- "Error Error - Transport is under attack by city population. Engaging emergency ride software."
- — While bus being attacked by zombies
Arriving [ ]
The Bridge [ ]
- "NO! FUCK! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD GOODBYE! Oh. We made it. Consolidating Coach Corp would like to remind you to stay calm in any emergency situations."
- — Said when crossing the bridge for the first time.
- "Broken Bridge to nowhere, coming right up!"
- — Says when they are crossing the bridge
- "HOLY CRAP! THE BRIDGE IS GOING DOWN! Wait, it stopped. Let's just test its structural integrity by continuing to drive this heavy bus over it, shall we?"
- — Said when crossing the bridge for the first time.
- "Falling down depths of a broken bridge ahead, been there, done that!"
- — Says when they are crossing the bridge
- "If you look to your left, you will see the river of lava that we appear to be falling into. Time to panic!"
- — Said when crossing the bridge for the first time.
- "Now as we drive over through this collasping bridge, please remember there is no afterlife that your love one will be joining you in!"
- — Says when they are crossing the bridge
Diner [ ]
- "What could go wrong in a darkened Diner with gasoline covering the ground?"
- — When arriving at the Diner.
- "What could go wrong in a darkened diner in the middle of nowhere?"
- — When arriving at the Diner.
- "Now approaching a run-down gas station and a diner filled with undead things which wanna kill you!"
- — When arriving at the Diner.
- "What could possibly go wrong with flammable fuel at an old, broken down diner"
- — When arriving at the Diner.
Power Station [ ]
- "Abandoned power facility just ahead. What could go wrong?"
- — When arriving at the Power Station.
- "Abandoned power facility up ahead. Disembark and light up the whole neighborhood why don't 'cha?"
- — When arriving at the Power Station.
- "I'd warn you about this place, but I doubt you'd listen."
- — When arriving at the Power Station.
Bus Depot [ ]
- "New route announcement engaged. Now approaching Consolidated Coach Corporation bus depot."
- — When arriving at the Bus Depot.
- "Next station: decrepit bus stop filled with undead."
- — When arriving at the Bus Depot.
- "All off for a one way trip to Deadsville!"
- — When arriving at the Bus Depot.
Forest [ ]
- "You could disembark for a nice walk in the forest here. I'm sure there's nothing that wants to kill you out there."
- — When passing by the forest.
- "Mysterous and dangerous forest just ahead!"
- — Says when driving through the fog between the diner and the farm
- "Secluded forest just ahead, perfect for hiding corpses or commiting crimes!"
- — Says when driving through the fog between the power station and town
- "And yet, another mysterious and dangerous forest just ahead!"
- — Says when driving through the fog between the power station and the town
- "Go ahead, get off here! See how long you last!"
- — Says when driving through the fog between the diner and the farm for the 5th or more times
Farm [ ]
- "Everyone off the charming country cottage covered with creeps!"
- — Upon entering the Farm.
- "Everyone off for Charlie's country cottage covered with creeps."
- — Says when arriving at the farm for the 4th time. Second repeat.
- "One road cannibalism zone, coming up next!"
- — Says when arriving at the farm for the 5th time
Black Ops 2 Bus Driver Kicks You Off
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